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nicoax18: ice-valkyrie: “The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com I need this in my life. Via תֹ֙הוּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ Zoom

nicoax18:

ice-valkyrie:

“The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com

I need this in my life.


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  • Boy: Did it hurt
  • Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
  • Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
Via A Very Jelly Person
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op-oxygen:

thislightbeforeweland:

amixedreality:

tairupanda:

karlimeaghan:

geromy-kyle:

minestuck:

geromy-kyle:

tltty:

notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!

america: 1

britain: 0

notice how every other country in the world hates you

what about canada

canada doesnt hate us

nobody cares what canada thinks

Canada can’t hear you over all the gay marriages taking place

Canada wins~

go canada

Canada always wins.

We have dinosaurs.

Via FAGGATRON 3000
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The internet is so convenient

seetosee:

Wow. That sure is fucking convenient.

(Source: siempre-chill)

Via I'll scout ahead~
Chat 65777Notes
  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Via תֹ֙הוּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ
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Via For Orchestra Zoom


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vanitas-kun:

emilylaughingalonewithdylan:

jason-peeta-todd:

christo-pho:

I literally did a spit take when I saw this.

THIS VIDEO

IS ONE OF

MY FAVORITES

ON YOUTUBE

TODD INTRODUCED ME TO THIS VIDEO AND I CREID THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT

(Source: zoekazans)


Via FAGGATRON 3000

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lavenderblade: doctorholmesofhogwarts: rainflaaash: districtnineand-three-quarters: accio—loki: valkyriesmith: solveitwithchocolate: iou-a-fall-smeagol: eleanull: thechimeraresistance: tltty: if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset Reblogging because eggplant Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.  I believe that it is called an  aubergine.  IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours you used the wrong flag France Via FAGGATRON 3000 Zoom

lavenderblade:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

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at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France


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barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

Via FAGGATRON 3000
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sarah-b-thats-me: This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers Via Goodnight, Weeaboo Jerks

sarah-b-thats-me:

This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers

(Source: ceronprime)


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